Popular search terms used to get to my website:
- urban grandpa sweaters
- banana slugs size of an arm
- cholesterol comic
- bouncy castle party
- shut up so i can think
- ships, ladder, loft (doesn’t this have a great ring to it?)
- bacon log
- jumping balloons!
And, my personal favorite:
- hemingway sucks
However you got here—welcome.
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Hemingway does suck.
bacon log?
Hemingway sucks bacon log.
i’m so glad that you and jacob also dislike Hemingway! can we start a club?? something like, If-Hemingway-Hadn’t-Killed-Himself-We-Would’ve-Killed-Him Club! too long of a title? too hateful?
also, you need to show me how to find out what people searched to get to your page, b/c i don’t know how and i’m curious!